Terms & Privacy

Last updated 3 September 2026

Sumo Slap Down is a free fantasy-sumo site run by one person as a hobby. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to the Nihon Sumo Kyōkai, sumo-api.com, or any stable or rikishi.

This page describes what the site actually does, written from the code rather than from a template. If something here doesn’t match what you see, the code is the bug — please report it.

The short version

What’s stored

Everything below lives in one private Google Sheet, reachable only through this site’s backend.

Your account

Handle, display name, the hash of your PIN, your mawashi avatar design, and an account status flag used for moderation.

Your play

Your seven-band team; keeper-league rosters, draft boards and picks; trades; which leagues you belong to and their settings; your archived score, win count and per-rikishi breakdown for each finished basho; your banzuke rank and streak; and any championships you win.

Things you write

League message-board posts, site message-board posts and votes, direct messages, and anything you send through the feedback or bug-report form.

Usage

One page-view record per page you open: a random id generated in your browser, the page path, and your browser’s timezone name (for example America/Los_Angeles). That id is not tied to your account and is not shared with anyone. No IP address is logged, no location lookup is performed, and no cookie is set.

What your browser keeps on your device

These sit in your browser’s local storage, readable only by this site on this device. Clearing site data removes all of them.

Who else sees anything

That is the whole list. There are no analytics products, ad networks, or marketing tools on this site.

What other players can see

Your handle, display name, avatar, team, scores, banzuke rank and any titles are public to other players — that is the point of a shared leaderboard. Anything you post on a message board is public too.

Direct messages are visible to the person you send them to and to the site operator, because they sit in the same spreadsheet. Please don’t put anything sensitive in one.

Changing and deleting your data

You can change your handle, display name, avatar and team at any time from the account panel.

To delete your account and its data, send a message to the site operator — use Account → Messages when signed in, or the feedback form. Deleting removes your account row and the play data attached to it. Individual message-board posts can be removed on request too. There is no self-serve delete button yet; ask and it will be done by hand.

Using the site

The service itself

The site is in beta. It is free, offered as-is with no guarantee of uptime or of the accuracy of anything on it, and it may change or stop without notice. Losing data would be unfortunate, not catastrophic — please don’t treat it as a system of record.

Rikishi data, banzuke and bout results come from sumo-api.com and the official JSA banzuke. Grades, Elo, projections, tier lists and simulations are one person’s model and opinion, not official and not predictions you should rely on.

There is no money involved. No entry fees, no prizes, no wagering — the leagues are played for nothing but standing.

The site isn’t directed at children under 13, and accounts shouldn’t be created by them.

Questions

Use the feedback form, or message the operator from Account → Messages. Corrections to this page are welcome — it is meant to describe what the site really does.